I won’t even ask…
Here’s one you won’t see on Wrecked Exotics. We should probably just turn this into a photo caption-a-thon, as we have nothing good to add. - Jonny Lieberman
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From Jalopnik
Stephen :: Dec.15.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
I was poking (heh) around the interweb this morning looking for the next tasty discount to serve you via another Dealbolt! post, good readers, when I stumbled across this item…
Get it for less: order it used.
Or better yet, have one to sell?
Of course this is just a marketing blunder, but what kind of person would I be if I didn’t try to perpetuate and share it? (And don’t say, “a good one” because no one cares. Well except for the good ones. They care, but they’ve clicked on through or back long before this point in the post…)
Link to actual product page (pops)
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Stephen :: Dec.12.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
At $9,999,999.99 I wouldn’t consider this Mio c310x a “steal”:
I guess the $149 deal wasn’t generating enough profit, so they decided to make back all the Black Friday money that they lost on all products for all time in just one sale of this GPS….. I wonder if it includes free delivery? I’ll pass; hey “That was Easy”
Original post: GSM Lodge
Stephen :: Dec.11.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
“Unique” bicycle customizations. Some highlights:
In case you want more, go to the original page for 38 more great pictures.
Stephen :: Dec.11.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
Some great examples of the misuse of literary devices. Here is a taste:
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
Joseph Romm, WashingtonShe caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
Rich Murphy, Fairfax StationThe little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
Russell Beland, SpringfieldMcBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Paul Sabourin, Silver SpringHer eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Russell Beland, SpringfieldHer vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
UnknownHe was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Jack Bross, Chevy ChaseThe hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Gary F. Hevel, Silver SpringJohn and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, SpringfieldThe red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
Unknown
Even more quotes on the original page.
Stephen :: Dec.11.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
This crazy Japanese Wii safety manual is pretty much indicative of Japanese people’s general insanity. Our theory: a secret battle between Godzilla and several Gundams in the early 1980s bombarded the whole of Japan with cosmic G-rays, which allowed then-youths to grow up and draw these weird-ass manuals.
First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you’re pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones.
Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman.
Many more great pictures (and descriptions) on the original page.
Stephen :: Dec.11.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
Hmmmmm…
I’ll let that pic sink in for a moment.
There.
Now, onto the story!
Movin’ Meat, a midwest ER doc’s blog has a jaw-dropping post about a woman brought to the ER by county jail correctional officers. She was thrashing about violently enough to rule out a body cavity search and they were “concerned about her mental state.”
Then it gets weird:
Yes, that’s a pistol completely stuffed into the vaginal vault. All of a sudden her agitation and thrashing about seemed a lot more important than it had a few minutes before. How the hell were we to get the gun out without the damn thing discharging?In the end, there was no real option. She was sedated and taken to the OR for an exam under anesthesia. They put a bulletproof vest over the patient’s body to protect the anesthesiologist in the event the gun went off, and had general surgery standing by. The OB-GYN who did the extraction reported a very tense moment when he perceived that the hammer was cocked and there appeared to be a shell in the chamber…
Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, did I mention it’s not actually a gun? Read on after the jump…
Delicate Situation - Movin’ Meat (pops)
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Stephen :: Sep.22.2006 :: Funny Stuff :: No Comments »
